Awesome spam

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Awesome spam

Post by Mort » Fri Jan 21, 2011 2:34 pm

Just got a spam message that I just had to share... hilarious. Dunno what they are selling though.
spamming scumbag wrote: ----- Forwarded Message ----
From: Madison
To: Undisclosed
Sent: Mon, January 17th, 2011 10:30:47 PM
Subject: Fwd: Letter From Scout Camp

"Courage is fear that has said its prayers"

Dear Mum,

Our Scoutmaster told us to write to our parents in case you saw the flood on TV and got worried. We are okay. Only one of our tents and 2 sleeping bags got washed away. Luckily, none of us got drowned because we were all up on the mountain looking for Adam when it happened.

Steve and I threw up, but Scoutmaster Ted said it was probably just food poisoning from the left-over chicken. He said they got sick that way with food they ate in prison. I'm so glad he got out and became our scoutmaster. He said he sure figured out how to get things done better while he was doing his time. By the way, what is a pedal-file?

The first project was, to shorten discourse, by cutting

I have to go now. We are going to town to post our letters and buy some more beer and ammo. Don't worry about anything. We are fine and tonight it's my turn to sleep in the Scoutmaster's tent.

Happy Martin Luther King Day

my friends. Now!" right? (Dr. Chasuble looks astounded.) I mean, of course, you are continually christening, aren't you?